Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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