shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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