no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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