He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's shark week go big or go home
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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