there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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