I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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