dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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