idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he thought i was a dude.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
There are leaves in my underwear?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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