Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I just googled if crying burns calories
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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