I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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