I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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