i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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