Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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