Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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