What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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