it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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