butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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