Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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