One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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