You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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