Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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