I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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