I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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