so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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