whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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