I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
