I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Randomize
