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say what?
wanna hang out?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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