did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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