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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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