He kissed a someone with a penis
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My vagina is very pro this idea
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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