I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It's no shave November. This is our time.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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