You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Jerry, you need to find god
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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