You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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