no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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