I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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