do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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