I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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