Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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