Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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