Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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