just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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