I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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