You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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