Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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