i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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