her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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