even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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