So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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