I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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